North Dakota (or, as the Nodak's now want their state to be known as: Dakota)

Cold, COLD, C-O-L-D!

(Except, of course, in the summer, where it it hot and sticky enough to rival Chicago...)

Good luck, buddy. The FIRST thing you do is go to a local mechanic, and have them change your car's thermostat, and have them insall a block heater (they'll tell you what that is, if you are unfamiliar with them).