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New No,you fucking idiot, English is THE GASOLINE in the analogy
Something which precision machinery often needs a higher quality of than some robust but SLOW old beaten-up heap of rust, in order to do what precision machinery does best: Run circles around the jalopy.

Now, you idiot, try to guess whether you're the Porsche or the Yugo in this story... Here are some helpful hints (which I'm sure you'll need):

Hint 1: Your bragging about taking misspellings and lousy grammar in your stride has to do with your tolerance for low-quality input.

Hint 2: There's a difference between reading whole words or sentence fragments at a time, and stumbling along each word letter by letter (possibly sounding them out?) until one reaches the end of the word. The latter method leaves one more time to ponder what word each series of letters *might* be meant to represent[*], whereas the former demands a more well-formed input stream.

Hint 3: The fact that you didn't get this rather obvious analogy to begin with *might* tell you something. (I'm sure you won't be listening, though.)



[*]: A process which is probably more helped than hindered if one isn't too sure of the correct spelling to begin with; in stead of matching against a *correctly* spelled mental image (which wouldn't match for misspelled words), it's matching one fuzzy image against another... Bound to find a match somewhere -- although, depending on the relative fuzziness of the images, it might of course as often as not be the wrong one. Some people would balk because the sentences one gets that way often don't make sense, but you probably take that in your stride, too... After all, with a mind built of fuzzy mental images to begin with, you probably don't even notice, do you?

BTW: Somehow, Bryce, I'm not very surprised that thinking about how your mind might work brings us to the subject of fuzzy mental images.


   [link|mailto:MyUserId@MyISP.CountryCode|Christian R. Conrad]
(I live in Finland, and my e-mail in-box is at the Saunalahti company.)
Your lies are of Microsoftian Scale and boring to boot. Your 'depression' may be the closest you ever come to recognizing truth: you have no 'inferiority complex', you are inferior - and something inside you recognizes this. - [link|http://z.iwethey.org/forums/render/content/show?contentid=71575|Ashton Brown]
Expand Edited by CRConrad June 2, 2003, 05:10:17 PM EDT
New I'm glad to see you're back to your old form
the man who knows fucking everything!
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New Of fucking course! <humbly>Bows</humbly>
New test cases
Your bragging about taking misspellings and lousy grammar in your stride has to do with your tolerance for low-quality input.

I can read and understand my own writing just fine (unless I inadvertantly leave something out).

If somebody else wrote in my style, I would pick it right up. It appears to be a matter of matching the thinking and processing styles of readers. If the world was full of Tablizer clones, we would be tickled pink with my writing.

Again, it is hard to tell if the "proper" conventions are based on statistical pychological research, or the subjective opinions of dead pompus white guys from yonder. I have not found a reasable substitute for many of my usages of parenths. Should I toss them just to be "proper", or focus on readability as I percieve it?
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New Re: test cases
I can read and understand my own writing just fine (unless I inadvertantly leave something out).
Don't they grow spelling checkers on your legacy operating system? It's "inadvertently".
If somebody else wrote in my style, I would pick it right up. It appears to be a matter of matching the thinking and processing styles of readers. If the world was full of Tablizer clones, we would be tickled pink with my writing.
But it isn't, so this is a pointless statement.
Again, it is hard to tell if the "proper" conventions are based on statistical pychological research, or the subjective opinions of dead pompus white guys from yonder. I have not found a reasable substitute for many of my usages of parenths. Should I toss them just to be "proper", or focus on readability as I percieve it?
Read The Elements Of Style, which I've linked to a number of times. It's the best thing in the world: FREE ADVICE.


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New Tolerance for low quailty input...
I go with Plauger's first dictum on this. "A program should never be at the mercy of its inputs."

Robustness is a good thing. The world is full of crappy input. (Like the NYT and the Guardian, for example.) You have to be able to deal with it.
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DEAL WITH IT.
I helped depose Saddam. Did you?
When the facts speak for themselves, only a fool insists on having a debate.
The future is leaving the station, the US is at the throttle, and the Left isn't on board.
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New Nothing new here...
...since we already knew you're on an intellectual par -- at best -- with Bryce.

So, when are you going to explain how spouting the official Regime-sanctioned propaganda of your little non-Democracy shows any particular "courage" on your part?


   [link|mailto:MyUserId@MyISP.CountryCode|Christian R. Conrad]
(I live in Finland, and my e-mail in-box is at the Saunalahti company.)
Your lies are of Microsoftian Scale and boring to boot. Your 'depression' may be the closest you ever come to recognizing truth: you have no 'inferiority complex', you are inferior - and something inside you recognizes this. - [link|http://z.iwethey.org/forums/render/content/show?contentid=71575|Ashton Brown]
New Re: Nothing new here...
Bryce isn't stupid, he's lazy. Big diff. Marlowe is an idiot.
-drl
New Bryce is stupid AND lazy.
But yes, there's a big difference: "Marlowe" is an idiot and bigoted.

There are non-overlapping traits in what we know of them, so I can't tell to what extent their characters are similar in these respects -- I don't know if "Marlowe" is lazy, or whether Bryce is bigoted (except against good programming, of course).


   [link|mailto:MyUserId@MyISP.CountryCode|Christian R. Conrad]
(I live in Finland, and my e-mail in-box is at the Saunalahti company.)
Your lies are of Microsoftian Scale and boring to boot. Your 'depression' may be the closest you ever come to recognizing truth: you have no 'inferiority complex', you are inferior - and something inside you recognizes this. - [link|http://z.iwethey.org/forums/render/content/show?contentid=71575|Ashton Brown]
New I know you are, but what am I?
You are lazy. The best evidence for OO you can come up with is, "It is obviously a natural evolutionary step up from structured programming" [paraphrased] without proof of this, and you think that is good enough.
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New You betcha, 'tard-boy:
I certainly am too fucking lazy to try (any more than I already have) to teach you to fucking think!

You either gotta learn for yourself, or learn to live without the ability.

Your choice.


   [link|mailto:MyUserId@MyISP.CountryCode|Christian R. Conrad]
(I live in Finland, and my e-mail in-box is at the Saunalahti company.)
Your lies are of Microsoftian Scale and boring to boot. Your 'depression' may be the closest you ever come to recognizing truth: you have no 'inferiority complex', you are inferior - and something inside you recognizes this. - [link|http://z.iwethey.org/forums/render/content/show?contentid=71575|Ashton Brown]
New Well, you do a good job there
You certainly aren't at the mercy of facts.
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     No,you fucking idiot, English is THE GASOLINE in the analogy - (CRConrad) - (11)
         I'm glad to see you're back to your old form - (jake123) - (1)
             Of fucking course! <humbly>Bows</humbly> -NT - (CRConrad)
         test cases - (tablizer) - (1)
             Re: test cases - (pwhysall)
         Tolerance for low quailty input... - (marlowe) - (6)
             Nothing new here... - (CRConrad) - (4)
                 Re: Nothing new here... - (deSitter) - (3)
                     Bryce is stupid AND lazy. - (CRConrad) - (2)
                         I know you are, but what am I? - (tablizer) - (1)
                             You betcha, 'tard-boy: - (CRConrad)
             Well, you do a good job there - (mhuber)

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