Stupid Things
Stupid things
STUPID THINGS TO DO IN A PUBLIC RESTROOM -- [link|http://www.savethehumans.com/instantgrat/thelist/public--restroom/index.shtml|www.savethehumans.com/instantgrat/thelist/public--restroom/index.shtml]
You may get somewhat flushed at some of the tips on men's restrooms. There are some creative ideas here, but it's probably better to leave them as read-only.
STUPID THINGS -- [link|http://www.geocities.com/imbecilicboy/stupidthings.html|www.geocities.com/imbecilicboy/stupidthings.html]
It's a sign of the times when manufacturers of products include idiotic warnings on their labels just to protect themselves from litigious consumers. You have probably read some of them, such as the warning on some Christmas lights, which states: "For indoor or outdoor use only."
STUPID THINGS THAT COMPANIES DO -- [link|http://www.industryweek.com/Columns/Asp/columns.asp?ColumnId=322|www.industryweek.com/Columns/Asp/columns.asp?ColumnId=322]
Is there anyone who hasn't worked at a company that did things for no apparent reason? Although this list is from 1997, it is frighteningly current, especially the part about what the bigwigs do during tough times.
DUMB AND DUMBER -- [link|http://www.sebourn.com/stupid/stpers.html|www.sebourn.com/stupid/stpers.html]
Take a deep breath before you dive into these snippets from real-life experiences of people. They range from embarrassing high school moments to a spouse calling a bar and asking her husband where he was.
STUPID THINGS TO SAY -- [link|http://www.interstel.net/~jdpaul/stupidity.technology.html|www.interstel.net/~jdpaul/stupidity.technology.html]
It's hard to believe that in 1981, Bill Gates said, "640K ought to be enough for anybody." Other entries include pronouncements on airplanes, drilling for oil, talking movies and the Beatles.
STUPID.COM -- [link|http://www.stupid.com|www.stupid.com]
Waiting until the holidays to see what the newest addition to the Chia Pet line will be can work your nerves to the edge. This collection of nearly anything stupid you can imagine, including a Sigmund Freud action figure, does have some goofy stuff on it, which is exactly why you want to visit it.
STUPID THINGS MEN DO TO MESS UP 4 WHEEL DRIVE -- [link|http://www.4x4abc.com/ten_stupid_things|www.4x4abc.com/ten_stupid_things]
Surely, this list doesn't include anything that you or your friends have ever done, but you might find it interesting to cruise through to see others' mistakes.
STUPID THINGS PEOPLE DO TO MESS UP THEIR CREDIT -- [link|http://www.doney.net/ten_stupid.htm|www.doney.net/ten_stupid.htm]
There are some things in this list that can put debits in your financial situation quicker than a gnat can swim a dipper. One helpful suggestion is to be selfish with your signature when it comes to co-signing for others.
STUPID THINGS SAID BY DAN QUAYLE -- [link|http://www.chef2chef.com/humor/data/TheManyStupidThings.htm|www.chef2chef.com/humor/data/TheManyStupidThings.htm]
It was many years ago, but Dan Quayle managed to pack a lot of goofy statements into his years in the limelight. Here's one that everyone would probably like to use: "I deserve respect for the things I did not do." That would pretty much bring about a well-respected world.
INTERNERD -- [link|http://www.dbooth.net/internerd/stupidthings.htm|www.dbooth.net/internerd/stupidthings.htm]
A former governor of Texas who now lives in Washington could take notice of the first entry on this page. You'll find words and phrases to avoid using, redundant phrases including "ATM machine," and great oxymorons.
