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Greetings,

We need a vendor who can offer immediate supply.
I'm offering $5,000. US dollars just for referring a vender which is (Actually RELIABLE in providing the below equipment) Contact details of vendor required, including name and phone #. If they turn out to be reliable in supplying the below equipment I'll immediately pay you $5,000. We prefer to work with vendor in the Boston/New York area.

1. The mind warper generation 4 Dimensional Warp Generator # 52 4350a
series wrist watch with z60 or better memory adapter. If in stock the
AMD Dimensional Warp Generator module containing the GRC79 induction
motor, two I80200 warp stabilizers, 256GB of SRAM, and two Analog
Devices isolinear modules, This unit also has a menu driven GUI
accessible on the front panel XID display. All in 1 units would be great
if reliable models are available

2. The special 23200 or Acme 5X24 series time transducing capacitor with
built in temporal displacement. Needed with complete
jumper/auxiliary system

3. A reliable crystal Ionizor with unlimited memory backup.

If your vendor turns out to be reliable, I owe you $5,000.

Email his details to me at: powercrystals@unicum.de

Post #102,755 by Andrew Grygus 5/20/03 10:57:28 AM Reply	Now that's spam! Found this while cleaning spam out of my mailbox this morning. Greetings, We need a vendor who can offer immediate supply. I'm offering $5,000. US dollars just for referring a vender which is (Actually RELIABLE in providing the below equipment) Contact details of vendor required, including name and phone #. If they turn out to be reliable in supplying the below equipment I'll immediately pay you $5,000. We prefer to work with vendor in the Boston/New York area. 1. The mind warper generation 4 Dimensional Warp Generator # 52 4350a series wrist watch with z60 or better memory adapter. If in stock the AMD Dimensional Warp Generator module containing the GRC79 induction motor, two I80200 warp stabilizers, 256GB of SRAM, and two Analog Devices isolinear modules, This unit also has a menu driven GUI accessible on the front panel XID display. All in 1 units would be great if reliable models are available 2. The special 23200 or Acme 5X24 series time transducing capacitor with built in temporal displacement. Needed with complete jumper/auxiliary system 3. A reliable crystal Ionizor with unlimited memory backup. If your vendor turns out to be reliable, I owe you $5,000. Email his details to me at: powercrystals@unicum.de [link\|http://www.aaxnet.com\|AAx]
Post #102,756 by cwbrenn 5/20/03 11:02:18 AM Reply	They don't make those any more... The I80200 warp stabilizers were replaced by the I90000 WinStabilizers. "We are all born originals -- why is it so many of us die copies?" - Edward Young
Post #102,759 by tseliot 5/20/03 11:09:47 AM Reply	We ran with one of those for a while It was a fun diversion. ISTR our man wanting similar time-displacement equipment, but it had some alien-being connection thrown in for good measure. Many fears are born of stupidity and ignorance - Which you should be feeding with rumour and generalisation. BOfH, 2002 "Episode" 10
Post #102,763 by cwbrenn 5/20/03 11:20:57 AM Reply	Our biggest complaint was that occasionally some energy-based life form (the like of which we'd never seen before) would try and hijack it in order to get home. "We are all born originals -- why is it so many of us die copies?" - Edward Young

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