Strawberry Terrorist

Post #100,582 by tablizer 5/6/03 3:01:54 PM 5/6/03 3:03:11 PM Reply	Strawberry Terrorist Some fuckhead is putting a strawberry scent in a hard to find place, and it is driving my allergies bats. I searched everwhere near the strongest point of the scent but for the life of me cannot figure out where the living hell that fruity fart is coming from! I think somebody is pooring it onto the floorboards or something. It is strongest near the central toilet, but I looked all over the crapper and cannot find it. No water freshener disks, no nuttin'. Just that stink. I would rather smell the shit and piss of the toilet than that strawberry bioweapon. I am not allergic to shit. The perpetrator is probably female. No male would ever pick such a putred strawberry. ________________ strawberry.ismad.com Edited by tablizer May 6, 2003, 03:03:11 PM EDT Expand All History
Post #100,586 by imric 5/6/03 3:45:38 PM Reply	Gas attack. Someone is bringing air-freshener in with them. You could always spam the office with a note detailing your hatred of strawberry air freshener. Imric's Tips for Living Paranoia Is a Survival Trait Pessimists are never disappointed - but sometimes, if they are very lucky, they can be pleasantly surprised... Even though everyone is out to get you, it doesn't matter unless you let them win.
Post #100,603 by tablizer 5/6/03 4:57:18 PM Reply	should I put it next to the anti-OO flyer? :-) ________________ oop.ismad.com
Post #100,604 by admin 5/6/03 4:59:03 PM Reply	No, it goes in the same one. You were abbreviating "anti-Objectionable Odors", weren't you...? ;-) Regards, -scott anderson "Welcome to Rivendell, Mr. Anderson..."
Post #100,649 by tablizer 5/6/03 10:15:04 PM Reply	Ah, meaning is polymorphic ________________ oop.ismad.com
Post #100,650 by admin 5/6/03 10:16:19 PM Reply	Now you're getting the hang of it... Regards, -scott anderson "Welcome to Rivendell, Mr. Anderson..."
Post #100,639 by orion 5/6/03 7:47:06 PM Reply	You have a Unisex toliet? Which means either men or women can use it? Take it up with your supervisor, tell him/her that you are allergic to it and see what they can do about it. *"If you're going to cheat, cheat fair. If there's anything I hate it's a crooked crook!" -Moe Howard*
Post #100,651 by tablizer 5/6/03 10:18:14 PM Reply	Yeah, the boss kicked everybody in the nuts Actually, it is my home toilet. A lot of people live here because of the lousy economy. ________________ oop.ismad.com
Post #101,160 by orion 5/9/03 7:47:20 PM Reply	You work at home? You also have people living there? If so, then unless it is a public restroom shared by other apartments, you should have say over what they spray in it. Have a talk with the people who live them and ask them not to spray that strawberry scent because you are allergic to it. *"If you're going to cheat, cheat fair. If there's anything I hate it's a crooked crook!" -Moe Howard*
Post #101,424 by CRConrad 5/12/03 9:46:59 AM Reply	Words... Fail me.
Post #101,989 by tablizer 5/15/03 2:30:58 AM Reply	Words fail you? Try smells....on second thot, no ________________ oop.ismad.com
Post #100,869 by marlowe 5/8/03 8:26:32 AM Reply	Let me take you down, `coz i'm going to... Could be some fru-fru shampoo. Sniff all the ladies' hair to find the culprit. Um, on second thought, don't. ---------------------------------------------------------------- Somebody do something about the looting in the UN cafeteria! It's more than just a military success. Victory was the answer - to a great many problems. When the facts speak for themselves, only a fool insists on having a debate. The future is leaving the station, the US is at the throttle, and the Left isn't on board. [link\|http://www.angelfire.com/ca3/marlowe/index.html\|http://www.angelfire...arlowe/index.html]
Post #102,426 by tablizer 5/18/03 1:40:38 AM 5/18/03 1:41:19 AM Reply	Gut buster, Beatle buster On NPR radio they played an old William Shatner version of Lucy In The Sky. It was totally hilarious. I almost had to stop the car on the side of the road. It started of in a stereotypical Shattner pattern: "Picture yourself.....in a boat.....on a river.....with Tangerine trees..." It was Captain Kirk doing psychodelic John Lennon songs. I have not laughed that hard in a long time. ________________ oop.ismad.com Edited by tablizer May 18, 2003, 01:41:19 AM EDT Expand All History
Post #101,480 by Another Scott 5/12/03 2:58:35 PM Reply	Do you live in Florida? Story at the [link\|http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A42872-2003May11.html\|Washington Post]. STUART, Fla., May 11 -- A woman was arrested for dousing herself with perfume, spraying the house with bug killer and disinfectant, and burning scented candles in an attempt to injure her chemically sensitive husband, prosecutors said. Police charged Lynda Taylor, 36, with aggravated battery Thursday. [...] His physician provided investigators with a letter confirming that Taylor suffers from extreme chemical sensitivity, "including all fragrances, air fresheners and other volatile chemicals," and that his wife was aware of his condition. Lynda Taylor's attorney, Karen Steger, said the charge is a misuse of the criminal justice system. "The guy's a faker," she said. "He just wants to gain an advantage in the divorce case." Hmmm. :-/ Cheers, Scott.

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